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Hoo boy. Who'd have thought 2 hours of messing around in Photoshop due to random boredom one night could result in so much DRAMA! Actually, it was probably inevetiable since the internet is full of morons who think they know everything (myself included).
So, to dispel some misunderstandings caused by up-their-own-arse moralistic faggots, here's a "Buy Jade's Game" MORAL-O-FAQ!
Q: Did you Buy Jade's Game?
A: As a matter of fact, I did. I've had it pre-orderded since before I knew of poor Jade's existence, since it looked quite nifty. Sadly, despite being promising in many areas, it gets very boring rather quickly, and has the most ridiculous plot since Star Ocean 3 (This is Jade's game... with a Sci-fi/Horror twist). Oh well.
Q: Why do you hate Jade? Leave Jade alone!
A: Personally, I have nothing against her. I just found the entire situation of HER being more heavily marketed and gaining more "press" (and I use the term loosely) coverage, than THE GAME to be somewhat amusing. In fact, fair do's to her working her way to a cushy position like "Executive Producer", it really is the ideal job; since all you do is sit around doing nothing and get paid for it. RESULT!
But I digress, this has nothing to do the matter at hand.
Q: What statement are you trying to make with the Jade Comic?
A: If you would take some time to read the links I originally posted along with the comic, you see that the primary reason for it's existence is the "Jade Hype" on videogame forums, blogs and "news" sites like Kotaku (lolz). Although Ubi-Soft UNDOUBTEDLY whored Jade out to an extent, it really wasn't any more than how say, Cliffy B whore's HIMSELF out. The difference is, forum nerds, bloggers and Kotaku (lolz) got rather more hot and bothered for Jade than they would for old Cliffy.
So, I suppose Jade could be classed as "Collateral Damage", which may not be very fair, but honestly, if you really care about something as trivial as a comic, you're a collossal faggot (that goes for you ladies too). A joke is a joke, and is only as harmful to you as you let it be.
When someone makes a joke about you, it is YOU who chooses whether or not it becomes EPIC BUTTHURT, not the other way around.
Q: What if Ubi-Soft sue you?
A: They won't, because they don't have a case. As obviously tastless and unsubtle as the comic may be, it is no different to (for example) Dave Chappele dressing up as R.Kelly and pretending to pee in someone's mouth or cartoons in newspapers showing George Bush as the devil. It is merely bullying tactics, and would reflect more badly on them than anyone else.
Q: What is a "moralfag"?
A: A moralfag is a person who's principals are so far wedged up their own backside that they believe that any any remotely derogatory commentary made on anyone else is unnaceptable, unfounded, sexist, racist and, possibly, EVIL. That is, of course, unless they are the ones doing it. Moralfags are also utterly convinced that their view of morality is the ONLY view, and anyone who disagrees can GTFOTHX!
In summary, a moralfag is 99% of DeviantArt users. OH SHIT!
Q: Are you a moralfag?
A: No, I'm just a self-satisfied cunt.
Have fun flaming, arse-lickers!
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Na but seriously I know this really old but I agree with you and such. Though you have to admit it would be awesome to have a job were you sit around and look pretty then get paid for it.
Also for good laughs, "OMG JADE LOOKS SU FCKING HOT I AM GONNABONEHERNOWUMPH". XD okay okay I am done now.
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"Now, I've taken the liberty of drawing up some storyboards on the method by which you'll be mutilated, Mr. Vonoctopus"
Some stories say that this was the issue:
Jade's Comic
While others say it was this: [link]"Jade's Fake Nude
In either case, they are over reacting as this is just like Dave said in his post.
This, of course, made it a HUGE thing and now everyone and their mother has seen the comic and the image.
Had they not done anything and let it go, it probably wouldn't have amounted to anything.
Good job Ubisoft. If you hadn't gotten all butt-hurt I'd have never known about this. Also the MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of people that will continue posting these images thank you as well.
In closing; Dave, a winner is you.
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Sam Butcher III
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Previously known as "Alextacy"
"Retcons make Hay Lin cry!"
"He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He was vicious."
"And now for something completely different..."