First off, read this wonderful article. [link]

Now as inevitably hilarious as the ensuing Pedobear jokes and suchlike will no doubt be, the real AIDS ridden lolfest comes from the sheer brilliance of the flag waving, utterly delusional AOL users themselves. You see, from this, they seem CONVINCED that the cause behinds these scares is NOT to save money on manufacturing so as to make more profit, oh no, it's far more insidious than that. In fact:

CHINA IS TRYING TO DESTROY AMERICA BY PERFORMING A MASS EXTERMINATION OF IT'S CHILDREN THROUGH THE USE OF DEADLY LEAD PAINT AND DATE RAPE DRUG TOYS!

For example, nanjvp5 eloquently states:
I think the Chinese are knowing trying to kill our children and the US toy making don't give a shit. I hope it affects all their kids.

A solid argument! But cherrill5 has a deeper insight into the matter!
With this many recalls on items coming from China that are this dangerous,did it ever dawn on anyone that maybe this could be another form of terrorism? China is not exactly in love with the U.S. and we keep putting these items on our store shelves without "checking them at the gate"? How stupid is our government?

china is evil. they torture dogs and they send us tainted toys and pet food. what more evidence is needed? i will never visit that god-forsaken country. says georginovato. Evidence doesn't lie, folks! You never watch fucking CSI!?

carlospmurphy goes on to confirm our fears of a conspiracy!
WHEN IS OUR GOVERNMENT GOING TO FINALLY REALIZE THAT THE REST OF OUR WORLD IS AGAINST US. I BELEIVE THAT THIS COULD BE A FORM OF TERRORISM. IF THEY CAN'T GET THE U.S.A. AND ITS ALLIES WITH BOMBS AND BLOODSHED, THEY WILL GET US BY POISONING OUR CHILDREN WITH "LEAD CONTAINED TOYS" AND POISONING THE REST OF THE POPULATION BY IMPRTING FOOD STUFFS LACED WITH DANGEROUS CHEMICALS. BRING ALL OF "OUR" MANUFACTURING COMPANIES BACK TO THE U.S.A.! EVEN OUR MAJOR APPLIANCE COMPANIES HAVE GONE ALL TO CHINA. BRING THEM BACK HOME!

And synewman51 reinforces the conspiracy theory, or rather conspiracy FACT, by pointing out that:
Okay.....enough is enough! It is one thing for the workers in China to CONTINUE to use lead laden paint in children's toys, even after being told numerous times that it is not acceptable, but now this? To use a substance that can potentionally KILL our children when they put it in their mouth? And look at it! It just invites you to put it in your mouth!!! What the hell is this? Their form of Geneside? I say if it bears a tag that reads "MADE IN CHINA", burn it and keep shopping till you find the American made products!

That's right folks! GENESIDE! This isn't no fucking around! Geneside is some serious fucking shit!

Fortunately, Smiles41 hs the solution:
CHEAP is NOT always BETTER!! Stop this insanity and bring the toy manufacturing industry BACK to the USA!! This is totally ridiculous. Cut them off now and do the same for Mexican products UNTIL they HELP stem the tide of illegals flowing into this country!!! Chinese products are NO GOOD. (PS, [link] Remember! It's NO GOOD!)

That's right! If you guys can stop those greasy spics swimming across the border into your country, this nightmare can end! Tommorow!

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I just hope we can survive this relentless attack China is making on America's children! I mean, let's face it. SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT of all toys bought in America are made in China! That's billions of toys!

Just look at the mortality rate! Around THIRTEEN children each year out of hundreds of millions are BRUTALLY SLAIN by these evil chink toys! (Usually through choking on them. Yes, Aspyxiation, another of Chinese Toy's evil acts!)

At this kind of rate, it will only be a few years before America is CHILDLESS and the World will be destroyed.

Better find God NOW, motherfuckers! Before it's too late!